______..:: Bear with Yan Han's Daily Rantings ::..______
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Since the 1st day I've started playing pool till now. I guess i have hit $100 or more???
MosaicTiles
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Friday, April 28, 2006
HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her.
I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would.
Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch.
This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick...... -a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow.
It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch.
I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel.
I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.
By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.
After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
Read from a bulletin post posted by my friend =X
MosaicTiles
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Had my hair cut today...
How do i plat my hair D.I.Y ~teach me~
Horrible hair gone with a shuff of the scissors...
Hot weather with a top thick+messy hair = INSANE !!!
How sweet of the hairdresser to plat my tail for me after the cut =)
MosaicTiles
scribbles on 11:23 PM
Sushies fer you at this late night ???
Happie birthday dearest sister Pei Ye =)
seriously forgotten about your birthday till u remind me to sing you a song -.-" what a brother yea??? Haha...throw me away man !!! anw. happie 19th birthday again. Hope tonight your hair turns out fine, wake up on time tomorrow*prays* guess this ain't easy to be achieve seeing your pattern.
IN Short - everything that you wish will come true - p.s dedicated to sis Ye "enjoy ur day"*lotsa huggies*
MosaicTiles
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
~ infatuated with my new N6280 ~
MosaicTiles
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Monday, April 24, 2006
-Free your inner soul & breakaway from traditonal-
MosaicTiles
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Sunday, April 23, 2006
When we sing the street songs out of tune, badly ephemeral
jokes then laughing together.
MosaicTiles
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Saturday, April 22, 2006
It has just been a week since school started
and it already feels as if half a semester has past.
It's that bad. Giving us Wednesdays off is just crap.
They probably expect us to do two day's worth of work
in that pathetic one day off. I'm sad. Utopier sounds fun and
interesting but once again, the thought of school just puts me off
and I don't feel like doing it no matter how fun it seems. BAH. *beep*
~ entry's stolen from Joan's blog =X ~
MosaicTiles
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Friday, April 21, 2006
Everyday I wake up and a new day is beginning, even I do not know what will happen, but I sure everything all under my control.
MosaicTiles
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Thursday, April 20, 2006
i
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face
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face
MosaicTiles
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
i'm Bored :
town-ing
pool-ing
rotting
slacking
im goddamn sick of it ... im outta cash as well ... im ALWAYS BORED ...
p.s. i've yet to complete my log bk =X
MosaicTiles
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Thursday, April 13, 2006
till now ... ...im still memorizing everything about Shanghai =X
MosaicTiles
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Just got back frm sentosa chalet this morning ... ... enjoyed myself...
good frens in SG became twin brothers in China =) everyones saying that in msn when i put as Dis Pic
ahahaha....look tat alike?
MosaicTiles
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
im bored- lotsa stuffs to blogged abt- my trip- to china everything- but -i dunno where to start with incluing laziness-
what am i talking???
MosaicTiles
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Monday, April 03, 2006
im back _ but i still do miss Shanghai =(
MosaicTiles
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..:Myself:..
Name: Yan Han
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Current occupation: Serving the nation
Sch: Graduted(SP)
Course: Interior Design
Birthday: 03/03/1987
Place of Birth: Singapore
Location: Jurong West St 64
Race: Chinese
Email/Msn: hanstriker@hotmail.com
Friendster: labelled-yan-@hotmail.com
Ambition: Yet 2 be a qualified Int Designer
..:My Likes:..
ping
Designing
Squash
SE z610i/M600i
iPod Nano
Black Levi's watch
Prince M+ racquet
Pool & Biliard
Music
Online-ing
hanging out with my friends
..:My Dislikes:..
Rushing fer submission dates
waking up on time fer lessons
inTech dwg
Detailing
Annotations+dimensions
Theory of Design
* - DESIGN SUX - but i love it*
* i'm gonna hang onto my passion* spy-wares ad-wares pop ups
..:Wants:..
More tees
More berms a pair of jeans
a pair of Vans slip-on
Getting good grades
Get a job
earn more $$$$$$$$$$
Getting a good life