______..:: Bear with Yan Han's Daily Rantings ::..______
Saturday, January 28, 2006
All I Have To Give
I don't know what he does to make you cry but I'll be there to make you smile I don't have a fancy car to get to you I'd walk a thousand miles I don't care if he buys you nice things Does his gifts come from the heart ? I don't know...But if you were my girl... I'd make it so we'd never be apart
But my love is all I have to give Without you I don't think I can live I wish I could give the world to you... but Love is all I have to give
When you talk, does it seem like he's not even listening to a word you say ? That's ok babe, just tell me your problems I'll try my best to kiss them all away... Does he leave when you need him the most? Does his friends get all your time ? Baby please, I'm on my knees praying for the day that you'll be mine !!
But my love is all I have to give without you I don't think I can live I wish I could give the world to you... but Love is all I have to give to you
;Backstreet Boys =)
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Thursday, January 26, 2006
Story 4 3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies. Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah? Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)! Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many? Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear? Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen! Sergeant: (curious) How come six? Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei? Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!! Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for? Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
Story 5 Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" ...
In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song.
The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs manager found out that A h Bengs actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6 One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G.
As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wah low!!!, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
Story 7 Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife." And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!"
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection. Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......' when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, "What is your new name then?" On this, Santa Singh replied 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li)
The End =X
MosaicTiles
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Enjoy the stories
Story 1 Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee, boh? Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only, where got up to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2 Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show her.So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng. Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"*
Story 3 The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats. So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children. To the British he said. "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped. To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes." They complied. To the Germans he said, "It's the rule." They obeyed. To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged. Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: "Free life jackets for those who jumped."
To be continued...
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Monday, January 23, 2006
For today, i editing the photo above ^^^^^^^^^^^
MosaicTiles
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You scored as Art. You should be an Art major! How bohemian!
Woke up kinda earlie tis morning...planning to do some tidying up before washing up n leave for town...gonna continue with my CNY shopping i guess =)
got two tees ytd..one polo n another just a normal shirt...so 'guess' 2day im just getting another top..a pair of jeans frm Xiang's place...another trip down to causeway pt Man Master to find seymin to buy my cardigen n maybe another pair of berms???
Yupz..tat's abt done with my $$ as well as my CNY shopping fer tis time ard =P
3 butoh's having fun duing theory of design lesson
[taken while jac was conduting lesson]
[ain't we bad???]
MosaicTiles
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Monday, January 16, 2006
we get accustomed to retire into zones
comfortable for us we're not
sure if change is suitable when it cones to the sleeping
chambers due to the secure quotient if it's too cold it may
project depression Get outta here
quit gaming on all these
depression blue notes
are only meant for
music Warmth tends to receive better
appreciation that's all i'm saying it's not like i even ask
for gray or something So lets pick a warm wallpaper tone
Texture texture texture again was that
what was on your mind
earlier About the sea creature thing Huh
is that what I said
that's not what I said
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Sunday, January 15, 2006
i need a break
Oh puh-lease
MosaicTiles
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Don't let reality crush your dreams; crush reality with your dreams
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Feelin' lonely feelin' sad... no point turning back to that... stirred up feelings may be bad... what's the use of holding back... hate it suck it god damn it...
What's the best is... FORGET IT =P
;dedicated to -twinkle-
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Monday, January 09, 2006
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Sunday, January 08, 2006
就是爱你
我一直都想对你说
你给我想不到的快乐像绿洲给了沙漠
做我的根我翅膀让我飞也有回去的窝
我愿意我也可以付出一切也不会可惜说你会永远陪着我
就在一起看时间流逝要记得我们相爱的方式
就是爱你爱着你有悲有喜有你平淡也有了意义
就是爱你爱着你甜蜜又安心那种感觉就是你
我一直都想对你说
你给我想不到的快乐像绿洲给了沙漠
说你会永远陪着我
做我的根我翅膀让我飞也有回去的窝
我愿意真的愿意付出所有也要保护你
oh 在一起时间继续流逝请记得我有多么的爱你
oh 就是爱你爱着你不弃不离开不在意一路有多少风雨
就是爱你爱着你放在你手心灿烂的幸福全给你
oh 就是爱你爱着你我都愿意
就是爱你爱着你要我们在一起
;曲:陶喆
MosaicTiles
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Saturday, January 07, 2006
TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ??? TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ??? TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ??? TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ??? TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ???
Hope this only happens in West Coast Mac and not every other Macs' in SG ~ otherwise i'll really go CRAZY ~
PRAYING PRAYING PRAYING PRAYING PRAYING
MosaicTiles
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Thursday, January 05, 2006
Current laptop background
ATLAST
got mah lappy
enjoying my lappy
using my lappy
playing my lappy
WOOhoOoo =)
MosaicTiles
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
In My Heart
Lord I want
To be up
In my heart
Be
Ohh
Just in my heart, oh Lord
Just in my heart, oh Lord
;Moby
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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Been bz with mah wrok..DID proj..rushing fer e last mins stuffs again...
bet tmr sure get shoot by lecturers again during crit..wAD2do?? =P
anyway..enjoyed my Xmas n Nye with my frenz...GETTHEFUNKOUT =)
was dere...enjoyed...KUn wasn't good with alcoholic..jus a few drink n he
SEh ~ bro...CMI lah..haha..planning to stay out late but a few others wrking
so went off frm dere earlier..ard 3+ ..but decided to hang out longer will wil &
derk hu's nt wrking ..went to cine had pool which e queue was lyk damn long..
anw met pHIle as well.. *y din dey call mi* hahaha =) no pt waiting anymore i
guess..iNeed a job...as usual..nt enuff fer expenses..
oew coach racquet's $$$
CNY reaching (new clothings)
anything else tat i need which i've forgotten
OOo..getting my lappy tmr *atlast* dey called mi down to collect it tmr..gonna go aft my crit which i dun tink it's gonna turn out jus fine due to my bad quality of wrk!!
need more rest time n quality slp...ain't realli had enuf slp fer tis period of time..bz-ing enjoying..partying..festival & proj season tgt realli sux...
I LIKE WHAT I DO I DO WHAT I LIKE
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Sunday, January 01, 2006
GETTHEFUNKOUT
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..:Myself:..
Name: Yan Han
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Current occupation: Serving the nation
Sch: Graduted(SP)
Course: Interior Design
Birthday: 03/03/1987
Place of Birth: Singapore
Location: Jurong West St 64
Race: Chinese
Email/Msn: hanstriker@hotmail.com
Friendster: labelled-yan-@hotmail.com
Ambition: Yet 2 be a qualified Int Designer
..:My Likes:..
ping
Designing
Squash
SE z610i/M600i
iPod Nano
Black Levi's watch
Prince M+ racquet
Pool & Biliard
Music
Online-ing
hanging out with my friends
..:My Dislikes:..
Rushing fer submission dates
waking up on time fer lessons
inTech dwg
Detailing
Annotations+dimensions
Theory of Design
* - DESIGN SUX - but i love it*
* i'm gonna hang onto my passion* spy-wares ad-wares pop ups
..:Wants:..
More tees
More berms a pair of jeans
a pair of Vans slip-on
Getting good grades
Get a job
earn more $$$$$$$$$$
Getting a good life