Thursday, January 26, 2006
- Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army
supply base to collect underwear.
The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun.
One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
Story 5
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and
wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" ...
In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread).
The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them
to re-select another song.
The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss, claiming the
DJ was insulting them.
The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.
Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs manager found out that A
h Bengs actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody"
by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and
want to get down to the ground floor.
As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to
number 2. It was then followed by a G.
As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea
what does the letter G mean.
Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.
When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so
impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,
"Wah low!!!, how you know one?"
The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and
decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume,
thinks for a while and said,
Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife."
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife.
Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire
lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only?
Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!"
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and
request for another interview and Lee KY said,
'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said,
'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked,
"What is your new name then?"
On this, Santa Singh replied
'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li)
The End =X
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