Story 1 Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee, boh? Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only, where got up to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2 Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show her.So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng. Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"*
Story 3 The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats. So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children. To the British he said. "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped. To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes." They complied. To the Germans he said, "It's the rule." They obeyed. To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged. Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: "Free life jackets for those who jumped."
Name: Yan Han
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Current occupation: Serving the nation
Sch: Graduted(SP)
Course: Interior Design
Birthday: 03/03/1987
Place of Birth: Singapore
Location: Jurong West St 64
Race: Chinese
Email/Msn: hanstriker@hotmail.com
Friendster: labelled-yan-@hotmail.com
Ambition: Yet 2 be a qualified Int Designer
..:My Likes:..
ping
Designing
Squash
SE z610i/M600i
iPod Nano
Black Levi's watch
Prince M+ racquet
Pool & Biliard
Music
Online-ing
hanging out with my friends
..:My Dislikes:..
Rushing fer submission dates
waking up on time fer lessons
inTech dwg
Detailing
Annotations+dimensions
Theory of Design
* - DESIGN SUX - but i love it*
* i'm gonna hang onto my passion* spy-wares ad-wares pop ups
..:Wants:..
More tees
More berms a pair of jeans
a pair of Vans slip-on
Getting good grades
Get a job
earn more $$$$$$$$$$
Getting a good life
