Saturday, January 28, 2006
All I Have To Give
I don't know what he does to make you cry
but I'll be there to make you smile
I don't have a fancy car
to get to you I'd walk a thousand miles
I don't care if he buys you nice things
Does his gifts come from the heart ?
I don't know...But if you were my girl...
I'd make it so we'd never be apart
But my love is all I have to give
Without you I don't think I can live
I wish I could give the world to you... but
Love is all I have to give
When you talk, does it seem like he's not
even listening to a word you say ?
That's ok babe, just tell me your problems
I'll try my best to kiss them all away...
Does he leave when you need him the most?
Does his friends get all your time ?
Baby please, I'm on my knees
praying for the day that you'll be mine !!
But my love is all I have to give
without you I don't think I can live
I wish I could give the world to you... but
Love is all I have to give to you
;Backstreet Boys =)
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army
supply base to collect underwear.
The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun.
One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
Story 5
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and
wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" ...
In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread).
The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them
to re-select another song.
The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss, claiming the
DJ was insulting them.
The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.
Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs manager found out that A
h Bengs actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody"
by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and
want to get down to the ground floor.
As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to
number 2. It was then followed by a G.
As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea
what does the letter G mean.
Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.
When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so
impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,
"Wah low!!!, how you know one?"
The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and
decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume,
thinks for a while and said,
Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife."
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife.
Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire
lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only?
Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!"
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and
request for another interview and Lee KY said,
'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said,
'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked,
"What is your new name then?"
On this, Santa Singh replied
'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li)
The End =X
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Enjoy the stories
Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper:
Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee, boh?
Ah Chek :
Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only,
where got up to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove
to Ah Lian's place to show her.So there Ah Beng was
bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
"This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!"
"Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
"Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"
So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!"
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear
and floored the accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed
into the lamp-post.
"Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng.
Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor,
"R" for racing mah!"*
Story 3
The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the
icy waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said. "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped.
To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes." They complied.
To the Germans he said, "It's the rule." They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he
came up with the appeal:
"Free life jackets for those who jumped."
To be continued...
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Monday, January 23, 2006
For today, i editing the photo above ^^^^^^^^^^^
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Sunday, January 22, 2006
Woke up kinda earlie tis morning...planning to do some tidying up before washing up
n leave for town...gonna continue with my CNY shopping i guess =)
got two tees ytd..one polo n another just a normal shirt...so 'guess' 2day im just getting
another top..a pair of jeans frm Xiang's place...another trip down to causeway pt Man
Master to find seymin to buy my cardigen n maybe another pair of berms???
Yupz..tat's abt done with my $$ as well as my CNY shopping fer tis time ard =P
tat's abt it -.-
Saturday, January 21, 2006
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Friday, January 20, 2006
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Thursday, January 19, 2006
歌曲：花田错
那不是彻夜等候你为我点的烛火
不过是一次邂逅红楼那一场梦
我的山水全部退色像被大雨洗过
杯中景色鬼魅我忘了我是谁
心情就像夜凉如水
手里握着蝴蝶杯单飞不归不醉
花田里犯了错
说好破晓前忘掉
花田里犯了错
拥抱变成了煎熬
花田里犯了错犯错...
像迷恋镜花水月的无聊
花田里犯了错
请原谅我多情的打扰
醉怎么会喝醉美
因为你的美爱匆匆一瞥不过点缀
飞看大雪纷飞却再也找不回
被白雪覆盖那些青翠
当时空成为拥有你唯一条件我....又醉
琥珀色的月结成了霜的泪我会记得这段岁月
我的山水全部退了色
多情的打扰请原谅我
不是彻夜为我点的火
(在那花田在那花田)在那花田里我犯了错
;王力宏
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Complain-wanna made !!!
Junda (butoh) said: why is my face so yellowish in e pic...
why is my teeth o crooked...my hands are yellow too...
ARgGggHHhHhhhhh....WADtheFuck!!!
I said: *^@*&%*#%!#^(@@&%#*@&#
[End of story]
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
3 butoh's having fun duing theory of design lesson
[taken while jac was conduting lesson]
[ain't we bad???]
Monday, January 16, 2006
we get accustomed to retire into zones
comfortable for us we're not
sure if change is suitable when it cones to the sleeping
chambers due to the secure quotient if it's too cold it may
project depression Get outta here
quit gaming on all these
depression blue notes
are only meant for
music Warmth tends to receive better
appreciation that's all i'm saying it's not like i even ask
for gray or something So lets pick a warm wallpaper tone
Texture texture texture again was that
what was on your mind
earlier About the sea creature thing Huh
is that what I said
that's not what I said
Sunday, January 15, 2006
i need a break
Oh puh-lease
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Feelin' lonely feelin' sad...
no point turning back to that...
stirred up feelings may be bad...
what's the use of holding back...
hate it suck it god damn it...
What's the best is...
FORGET IT =P
;dedicated to -twinkle-
Monday, January 09, 2006
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Sunday, January 08, 2006
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Saturday, January 07, 2006
TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ???
TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ???
TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ???
TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ???
TELL ME WHY - I can't get wireless online in West Coast Mac ???
Hope this only happens in West Coast Mac and not every other Macs'
in SG ~ otherwise i'll really go CRAZY ~
PRAYING PRAYING PRAYING PRAYING PRAYING
Thursday, January 05, 2006
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
In My Heart
Lord I want
To be up
In my heart
Be
Ohh
Just in my heart, oh Lord
Just in my heart, oh Lord
;Moby
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Been bz with mah wrok..DID proj..rushing fer e last mins stuffs again...
bet tmr sure get shoot by lecturers again during crit..wAD2do?? =P
anyway..enjoyed my Xmas n Nye with my frenz...GETTHEFUNKOUT =)
was dere...enjoyed...KUn wasn't good with alcoholic..jus a few drink n he
SEh ~ bro...CMI lah..haha..planning to stay out late but a few others wrking
so went off frm dere earlier..ard 3+ ..but decided to hang out longer will wil &
derk hu's nt wrking ..went to cine had pool which e queue was lyk damn long..
anw met pHIle as well.. *y din dey call mi* hahaha =) no pt waiting anymore i
guess..iNeed a job...as usual..nt enuff fer expenses..
OOo..getting my lappy tmr *atlast* dey called mi down to collect it tmr..gonna go
aft my crit which i dun tink it's gonna turn out jus fine due to my bad quality of wrk!!
need more rest time n quality slp...ain't realli had enuf slp fer tis period of time..bz-ing
enjoying..partying..festival & proj season tgt realli sux...
I LIKE WHAT I DO
I DO WHAT I LIKE
Sunday, January 01, 2006
GETTHEFUNKOUT
..:Myself:..
Name: Yan Han
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Current occupation: Serving the nation
Sch: Graduted(SP)
Course: Interior Design
Birthday: 03/03/1987
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