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Thursday, August 25, 2005

!wHAhahaha =) check tis out...

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 toHusband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in theoverall performance, particularly in the flower andjewellery applications that had operated flawlesslyunder Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled manyother valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5and Personal Attention 6.5, but installedundesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0,NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike andWorldCup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs andHouse Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is anentertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is anoperating system. Try entering the commandC:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and downloadTears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 shouldthen automatically run the applications Jewellery2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is avery bad program that will createSnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.These are not supported applications and willcrash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,but it does have a limited memory and cannotlearn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software toimprove memory and performance. I personallyrecommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

oOOoOOo.....

MosaicTiles scribbles on 11:40 PM

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

!Boredom

~Green is good fer e Eyes~BLinkBLink~
Lazie to Blog fer e past 2 days...said to myself tt i hafta buck^ in design stuffs n hafta edit plans n sections fer tmr lecture...n 2 days haf gone by... with NOTHING DONE !! argh....fcuk... =X Boring ah...ytd trg...2day wad opening of skool sports complex....an entire waste of time..anyway i'll be rotting away if im nt dere in skool anyway...so tt doesn't make much of a diff...gonna do someting 2day!!! I GUESS??? may? may nt? june? june nt? KNs...wtf??

BORING AH!!!
long day ahead tmr 8-5..sians day..hope skool term quickly end ....havoc again..

daH shoes tt i haf boUGht last wk =P

nth much fer now to note n write down...
*Poof* jus hope i get sumting done by e end of 2NItez...Someting...anything jus sumthing...

@home missing dar =(

MosaicTiles scribbles on 6:43 PM

Sunday, August 21, 2005

!Boring

Went Qw*again* planning to buy shoelace fer canvas shoes..end up..cant find one!!
Jp supper+desert ---------> HOME SWEET HOME =)

***design=RE-sign!!!***

MosaicTiles scribbles on 10:27 PM

Saturday, August 20, 2005

!Bimbotic-Mi =X

That's how u put on a dangling-ing =P

Kuku-fied face!!!

waD the Fcuk???

***dun u dare mi*** (cos i'm afraid)

MosaicTiles scribbles on 11:57 AM

Friday, August 19, 2005

!My date describes me

Group C3 --> You always prefer mantel decisions more then emotional ones due to this you don't have a limited number of friends. You consider life a very beautiful gift and you love to enjoy its colors. There are a number of peoples who are your ideals and you loved to spend a big part of your time with them. You are found to be a very sincere lover.. You have a perfect control on your emotions but sometimes your decisions really effect your beloveds. The person who has just appeared in your mind and you has decided to forward this mail especially to him/her is your real and special friend.

Is it TRUE??

***stolen frm dar's BLOG***

MosaicTiles scribbles on 11:49 PM

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Zao Zi DAo =X

*plick* *plock* *plick* *plock* *plick* *plock*
a rainy day 2day =)
wokE up ard 11+ as usual..
washed up -> changed->left hse -> dover
met dar -> iKea -> makan #BeefbAlls# -> anchorpoINt (haagEn dazs)"spelled lyk tt fer those hu dunno!! lol..*hint*hint* a walkiN da rrain to qW which can rather be said "searching fer shelter"....lol...roTrOTrot...

saT at mac roTting n it's still raining...lol...gave dear a brainteaser;

Pick a no. between 1-9
Multiply it by 9
Add the two digits of the ans together
Take off 5
Think of the letter that corresponds to that number,
as A corresponds to 1, B to 2, etc.
Think of a country that begins with that letter.
Thinkof an animal that begins with the 2nd letter of the country.

Normal ans ppl wld Giv: Denmark; Elephant
her ans: Denmark *tick* (e)guana!!! ....(e)=I=(e)guana=Iguana
oMG....??? *pENgz* o(-<
anyway went beach road aft tat..wanted 2 c shoes end up nth much...went textile centre played pool *zao Zi dao*...lol...bad day of pool lah... u're laffing ain't u?hahaha.. =P SHouldn't have suggested to play pool in e 1st place .....^aRghhhhh^

6-2....hais..dun wanna say Liaoz lah...nt on form at all 2day...shall kip my mouth quiet abt it *paisey*....
anyway jus played an hr++ cos was realli sians..din have e mood to continued playin..and yupz..it's mi hu deproved!! nt u improve.... so SHhhhhhh!!!!

cR8tiVE pic???

~summariseD^~
*eNjOYedMydaY*
*nICebuSRIdeSwiThyA*
*raInRAinraInnRAIn*
*bADpOOlgAMeARghh*
*ACkNowlEGeDURbluRness*
*dislIkeoFfATfATfATfATfAT*
*STOpPUSHingmi2OThers*
*SIzeDOesmATters*
*i'llBEbACk*
*tkcAre*
*BYEx2*

!photoshop 2 blame!

MosaicTiles scribbles on 11:56 PM

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

@ShAGGeDdddd

Nothing much happened today...had a 1/2 good slp =)
Went to skool fer a couple hrs of lesson.....squash selection time...Nobody's dere till 5++
jie wei ming zhou and i slacked ard fer a couple of hrs...gotta ball outta e locker roomy and started kicking in the bball court when MZ did a ***swooSh_Kick*** and da ball flew over to SINGTELECOM ....haha....wtf.. =X nearly hit a car..we were also told tt it was e manager's car.. (hu cares) ..whahahahaha....anyway we manage to get by e bola by asking sum "helpful" guy 2 help us throw it over e fence =P *phew* luckily we've manage to get it back as it's our captain's ball as in our cap's ball...

+for_ur_info+
cap's ball; our squash captain's soccer ball

hahaha....ended up raining...
we sat ard e squash court waiting fer others to come... *bored sinks into us*
din wanted to play man...was so lethargic...ain't a good day fer selections...anyway we went ahead with it and everyone played jus one match...i was e 1st to play...against YongQi ^eh..stupid got limit hor^ *tsktsk* kuku guY...it was lyk 1-0 1-1 2-1 2-2 3-2 dragGed so long man...i won- he lost...anyway..gud game bro..bo th of us were lyk so SHAG and mz said we were lyk vending machines dripping with sweat...i smell lyk sHyt man ...hahaha..we even saId we gonna die young man...bcOs of e outbUrst of too muCh energY within outselves.. TRUE??? others also played and were shagged as well...

eH..butOh jie wei..nt bad ah..won marcus 3-1 ..AiZai.. =)
*UarEGaranTeedAsEedindAtEam*
iGuess?iGuess?iGuess?iGuess?

~A plaCE where i'm gOnna spend more oF mah time in~

/dear; gD luck fer ya compy tmr\

MosaicTiles scribbles on 11:32 PM

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

~Consider~

Is anybody happier

Because you passed their way?

Does anyone remember

That you spoke to them today?

This day is alomst over,

And its tolling time is through;

Is there anyone to utter now,

A friendly word for you?

Can you say tonight in passing,

With the day that slipped so fast,

That you helped a single person,

Of the many that you passed?

Is a single heart rejoicing

Over what you did or said?

Does one whose hopes were fading,

Now with courage look ahead?

Did you waste your day, or lose it?

Wasit well or poorly spent?

Did you leave a trail of kindness,

Or a scar of discontent?

***aLessonLearnt***

MosaicTiles scribbles on 11:53 PM

Monday, August 15, 2005

~ATLast~

*submission over*
*wrk handed* -on time-
*crit's over*
*lack of 2 day's slp* lagging by a day behind =X
*mda_t1b accomplished*

My Model
*spend mah nitez 13aug over doing it*

Tried my best to hand up all e wrk/submission criteria *passed*
Everything was completed!! All last min wrk..thank god fer my laziness...slack e whole wk of hols a few wks ago and got myself stuck in this mess =((
fcuk up attitude/no sense of urgency (who is to blame) ??????????
3wks more and lecturers gonna check up on our progressing again...
XXNoChOiceXX --> it's time 2 buck up fer e time being...
Blame myself fer nt getting my priorities right frm e very beginning ... it's time fer mi 2 set them straight one by one otherwise i'm gonna fail my Mda_proj *shyt down e drain*

Crit session:-

standing there presenting my scheme
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
lecturers ??? wtf ??? duhz???
pointed to plans -> sections -> elevations
BangBangBang "got shot"
Frustrated...
end up jus stood dere n let em mock at my wrk
din bother 2 explain =X
thou 2 lecturers tried to help mi had a way outta that scenario

~DEADBEAT~ lonGggg fer a good rest

conclusion of crit; thou wrk was done but nt to perfection, everything was in a mess. Scales used nt right. Better buck up and put in more effort in ur wrk, we're gonna c ur progress frm then. No time fer dilly-dallying...in 3wks time...u better show us sum stuffs till den..

by:lecturers

-end-of-design-skool-stuffs-

Met dear aft skool...din acc her e daY b4 -_-"

missed e firewrks *plick-plack* *poof*
missed e 1st anni dinner =(
missed e her
missed e u

anyway it's alwayz nice seeing her =)
yupz...aft we met up went fer a movie (Bewitched) 1hr 35mins..tot it gonna lasted longer...it's okie i enjoyed e accompany more *tsktsk* ate while watching...suSHiiiii n stuffs... we were disturbing ppl with our plastic bags "shhhshsshhhhshh-ing away" "dirtied e cinema with our leftovers" "got our butts^ n left fer e EXIT" ...din bother 2 clear?y bother?it doesn't matter...
no one saw us..*** =X

short filmz..made us ??? dunno where 2 go..dear:"game of Pool?" *nodded* overall 5-2 hu won? does it matter tt much? hahaha =P wad most is we enjoyed ritez???

headed home aft tat....tt's y tis post appeared ***

***dearie; hope u lyk e prezzie, happie 1st anni =P ***

MosaicTiles scribbles on 11:57 PM

1st Post;

Started a Blog....
Got confuse by the template...
Trying to figure out whats all e wrds and no.s abt...
Din noe that wrds and no.s could come out with such a wonderful system...

Thou started late...
But...here i am now =)
Welcome to my BLOG???

One qn...B?L?O?G?
What does it stands for?

~i'm new here~

MosaicTiles scribbles on 10:56 PM

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Untitled by Simple Plan

I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away I
'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

dedicate this song to ~hui~

("v") u

MosaicTiles scribbles on 4:52 AM